“I’m not quite at the level of computer game programming, but this is the next best thing. All by my own fair hand: ‘Floris van Bommel and the raiders of the floppy heel’! A spectacular game with a metal marble. I have tried to make it as scintillatingly exciting as possible. You use the ball to follow the route as guided by the magical fly. The dangerous hazards you have to avoid are all those terrible holes in the soles. It’s my biggest fear in real life too. If you manage the route flawlessly, you will eventually reach the floppy heels. Choose your own prize: a hug, food, or more shoes. Let’s play!”